Describe your Perfect Woman.
Sharp as a tack. Likes it when I tell her about new music she should listen to. Actually listens to said music instead of just leaving it on in the background. Challenges me. Knows when to sit on the couch and when to play in the yard. Suffers willful stupidity not at all. Laughs like it’s going out of style. And I guess a nice rack and/or hot ass wouldn’t hurt.