Describe your Perfect Woman.

Sharp as a tack. Likes it when I tell her about new music she should listen to. Actually listens to said music instead of just leaving it on in the background. Challenges me. Knows when to sit on the couch and when to play in the yard. Suffers willful stupidity not at all. Laughs like it’s going out of style. And I guess a nice rack and/or hot ass wouldn’t hurt.

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Your doppelganger shows up at your door how long does it take for the making out to start?

Um, it’s gonna be a loooong damn time. Beards and weiners don’t do it for me.

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Your pants are on fire who do you tell first?

Whoever is closest so they can help me put out the damn fire, maybe?

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You find a Ring of Three Wishes in your sock drawer, what are they?

1) Teleporter. Too many awesome people around the world I want to hang out with.
2) Unlimited funds. Being poor sucks.
3) Grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup.

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So, kao is a p. cute girl right?

Okay, fess up, who asked this? Was it you, @knitterplease? Maybe you, redcloud? Because I’m stumped.

she’s okay i guess

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